What's up gyattlers, it's your sigma boy bringing you a fresh batch of art. This time it is all "third grade" work, though first place in terms of quality? That sounded way better in my head, oh well, let's dig in...
A customized Herr's flavor I pitched to those corporate potato pushers!
And here is my perfectly crafted potato chip pitch:
Picture this! You're walking down the snack aisle with your Mom. You ask for chips and your Mom says "NO" because it's unhealthy... but then the carrot ranch chip, it's healthy for you. So your parents can't say anything. I'm writing to convince you because carrots are healthy for you, there are enough normal flavors, and lots of people like unique and new flavors!
The first reason you should create my chip is because carrots are healthy for you. Carrots are crunchy and yummy. The second reason you should create my chip is because there are enough normal flavors. New flavors will attract buyers! The third reason you should create my chip is because lots of people like unique flavors. It is fun to try new things!
In conclusion, carrots are healthy for you, there are enough normal flavors, and lots of unique and new flavors. Thank you for thinking about my fantastic idea!
Sincerely,
Will
Sorry, I've doomed you all to an endless unquenchable desire for Carrot Ranch flavored Herr's chips! My bad, let's get back to the art...
A haunted house, complete with chimney ghost
Nutcracker and the amazing technicolor lounge suit
Pumpkin still life
Portrait of a Balkan lynx, did you know somewhere today a lynx is hunting?
Ahu the dog constellation
Can you guess? Spoiler alert: the idiom is "Hold your horses"
